My alarm clock is just jealous of the relationship I have with my bed!!

I Don't Know What I Can Save You From

‎"If you want your children to be brilliant, read them fairy tales." - Albert Einstein

KISS

In bed: it's 6am you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7h45. At work: it's 1h30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1h31.

No matter how much you eat, your mom won't believe that you're not hungry

sometimes you make choices and sometimes choices make you

I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life

lados diferentes

Both of us say there are laws to obey

But frankly I don’t like your tone

You want to change the way I make love

I want to leave it alone

All the best heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary